MEMO TO CRISTIANO...Stop sulking in Portugal...get on that shiny airplane, and report to Manchester United camp. Reacquaint yourself with your devoted team-mates (like Owen Hargreaves) and get back in the groove.
You are not BIGGER than the team...you are PART of the team. Real Madrid isn't going anywhere and neither should you!
All will be forgiven if you just wise up and show up. Please?!
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Oh no, I want him to stay where he is, topless on a beach somewhere layering on the baby oil and generally looking smokin' hot!
I don't want him at Utd because I'm a coward and he poses a threat to Arsenal. Just like why you don't want Ade at Arsenal. But I don't want him at Real Madrid because the he's going to mess with my new piece of man-candy, Ruben de la Red. And Ruben is a nice, honest, respectable boy with good hair and Ronaldo will muss all that up! I say we should send CR to Fenerbahce or somewhere in Russia where there isn't really anything to be messed up.
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C-Ron always seems to be forgiven. He was forgiven for being a jerk at the World Cup and now you are willing to forgive him for once again being such a jerk to the team. I don't know if I could do it. Clearly your heart is bigger than mine!
It's the thigh's, LoveLamps.
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