HATE IT! Field Guide to Candy

All hail what looks to be the bible of all things sickly sweet!

An encyclopedia of candy should be a good thing, right? A weighty tome that gives you the recipes to make your own treats -- such as this 'Field Guide to Candy'... in theory, is a very happy, shiny thing but... do you REALLY want to mix and measure your way to candy happiness in your own kitchen?

I don't.

Part of the pleasure of sweeties is that they come already assembled and ready to be scarfed down in mere seconds.

Create them? I just want to eat them!